Do you happen to travel with luggage or clothes? Sorry. You get four hangers to hang your clothes in the hallway outside the bathroom. No shelves. No drawers. No cupboard. (The staff told me, a bit sheepishly, that the lack of space for clothing was a “deliberate design choice.”Huh.). There’s a folding luggage rack that will take up 25% of the available floor space. Too bad if you and your traveling companion each has a suitcase.
Want to use the desk? Sorry. The hotel has filled the entire desk space with a “cool” record player so you can enjoy a couple of random LPs, along with a tacky faux-vintage radio, a kettle and a coffee maker. They could have put some of those items on the shelf above the desk, but they are more interested in trying to make money by stocking the shelf with overpriced, random alcohol and snacks. (I note, also, that it is very inconsiderate to some travelers to put so much alcohol in the room. For those who are struggling with alcohol addiction, that is extremely unwise.)
Want a room that resembles the snack aisle if a 7-11? Good news- that’s exactly what the Dean’s rooms are!
Want privacy? Sorry. Your windows will look directly into the windows of the building next door and there are no shades. The only way to get privacy is to close the heavy black-out curtains so the room becomes a dimly-lit cave.
I’m told these “features” are geared towards young travelers. I think that’s insulting to young travelers.
Want reliable Wi-Fi? Sorry. It’s spotty at best. I had to use my personal hotspot on my phone in order to have consistent service.
In short, the Dean is an excruciatingly bad hotel. We left after one night of our expected 4-night stay. On the positive side, the front desk personnel are very nice.