They say you can fly with a pet. Great. I just wanna register her to make sure she can get onboard. I've been on hold for exactly 2 hours. I hate this wait music with the burning hot passion of a thousand white hot supernovas.
She's not a service animal. THAT form I can find. What about the regular - 'My puppy wants to get on the plane so she can meet my family-form?' Assistance, please? No?
I'll keep listening to this music while occupying myself: jumping jacks, growing my own indoor garden.....throwing darts at a picture of a tortoise.