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TSA alert!

West Seneca, New...
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TSA alert!

Just a fair warning to TSA. I will be flying down to Cancun on Friday the 3rd. I am a little on the larger side, let's just say.... Hmmmm.... Ok, I'm a fat dude. I plan on making your job much easier and opt out of the body scan and let you frisk me down. The fact that I will just be wearing a bananna hammock ought to help speed the process up... Fair warning..

Montrose, Michigan
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Hahaha, that's awesome. My husband said he wants both. He loves the thought of someone checking him out and feeling him up!

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I read a very funny comment the other day on this topic. When they are almost done with the pat down, say that this is the 6th time you been through security today. You love this new procedure and can't stop going back through the security line.

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