To start my review at the end: My Wife has been running to the toilet all day.
Drinks: Requested multiple times in Spanish "without ice", and came served with, you guessed it---ICE.
Appetizers: A dozen Raw Gulf Oysters tasted foul and smelled like feces. We...spit out some and threw out most.
Entrees: I wanted a lobster tail, but that was priced at $75 USD. I got lobster tacos instead. The lobster tacos were pretty good, but loaded with cheese and I could barely taste the lobster. My wife got grilled fish...which turned out to be Tilapia. She said her fish tasted like Windex, and I identified the aforementioned bouquet as a hint of ammonia. Sometimes seafood tastes like that, and its NOT a good thing. They replaced it with grilled chicken upon request, but that took FOREVER.
The check: Cost us 88 dollars without tip, which is more than we spend on a similar dinner in the states.
Ambience: A really bad song filled the joint and seemed to be stuck on repeat. The place was nearly empty and the service was slow, but who cares about that, when you are about to spend most of the next day in the rest room.
I do not know how this place got good reviews here on Trip Advisor, truly, this is what sadness tastes like.More