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    The Oyster Smack Inn

    112 Station Road, Burnham-on-Crouch CM0 8HR, England
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    • Excellent48%
    • Very good26%
    • Average14%
    • Poor9%
    • Terrible3%
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    “oysters” (54 reviews)
    “pork belly” (5 reviews)
    “car park” (10 reviews)
    Free Wifi
    Free Parking
    Breakfast included
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    4.0 Star Hotel
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    Reviewed 5 October 2015

    We didn't book this hotel ourselves, but were part of a large wedding group. The staff were pleasant and very helpful - they were very happy for us to leave our bags in the room before noon, despite the fact that they were still cleaning...More

    Thank R_S_201
    Reviewed 24 September 2015

    Had a great stay at The Oyster Smack Inn for a couple of days break to chill and get some work done quietly. Staff friendly and excellent service; restaurant is a delight and adult children couldn't wait to visit for dinner and weren't disappointed. Food...More

    Thank Peter B
    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 25 September 2015

    Peter B Thank you for taking the time to write us a nice review, the team here all work very hard to make sure every one has a nice stay, i will pass on the comments.

    Reviewed 22 September 2015

    There is certainly a lack of quality accommodation in this part of England. The search continues. Tried the Oyster Smack on recommendation of two colleagues but sadly disappointing. Room in the main building hot, dirty and falling to pieces as evidenced in the photos provided....More

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    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 25 September 2015

    Plutonium I see you have posted two reviews about your stay here one on the restaurant site and one on the hotel site. I am glad you enjoyed the food here “in our popular restaurant that looks a bit odd” (not sure what makes it...More

    Reviewed 25 August 2015 via mobile

    Just this place quite randomly, but very pleased we did. Really lovely food, arancini and scallop starters particularly brilliant, plus good local ale! Very good portions and not as expensive as you'd think! Well worth a visit! Will certainly be back again!

    Thank Chris X
    Response from Dasha D, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 24 September 2015

    Hello Chris. Thank you for your thoughtful review, its great to hear that our fresh food has been enjoyed, and our wonderful chefs hard work has paid off. We hope we have the pleasure of welcoming you back soon!

    Reviewed 10 August 2015

    We stayed for the nights of 5&6 August 2015. The staff were very helpful and the rooms were clean & tidy. Both the bedside lamps were faulty and had to ask for them to be changed (they only changed one). There was no shower mat...More

    1  Thank Kevin G
    Response from Trevor800, Manager at The Oyster Smack InnResponded 11 August 2015

    Thank you for your feed back. I have now been in all our bedrooms and made sure any broken bed side lamps have been replaced. We used to supply a bath mat (for when people get out of the shower) but found people were not...More

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    • Free Parking
    • Restaurant
    • Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
    • Breakfast included
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    • Breakfast included
    • Conference Facilities
    • Breakfast Available
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    • US$79 - US$158 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
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    • Non-Smoking Rooms ,
    • Accessible rooms ,
    • Family Rooms
    • Number of rooms
    • 10
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    • Essex >
    • Burnham-on-Crouch
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    Room Tips
    "If you have mobility problems hotel not a good idea...outside rooms better."
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    "No views but Room 9 is very spacious"
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    "Don't bring an expensive car, unless they have changed parking arrangements!"
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