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Kent
Reviewed 1 week ago via mobile

Stayed for birthday and was a treat, the Perrier Jouet room was romantic with a four poster bed. Room was clean, bed so comfy and a lovely jacuzzi bath. Nice spacious accommodation. Breakfast really tasty with good quality ingredients. Ate evening meal and although good is a little bit pricey. Overall would recommend and stay again in the future 😊

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Stevenage, United Kingdom
Reviewed 2 weeks ago

we stayed in the premium suite and it is the best room i have stayed in the uk, interior is brilliant thought about everything from music to hot tubs to lighting, spacious room perfect little outdoor space to chill in the sun. We had lunch there and the food was brilliant and great value, would defiantly recommended this for a...

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Reviewed 3 weeks ago via mobile

Although I had my reservations when we pulled up as the bar felt a little "locals only"... I was happily surprised. The location is very isolated & like other reviews I joked it could be for swinging couples but genuinely lovely location to wander around and pub up the road was great too. The room was fab! Own little patio...

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Isle of Sheppey, United Kingdom
Reviewed 4 weeks ago via mobile

Booked the table for 6.30pm for 7 people. First time visiting and on pulling up outside was very impressed with the large beer garden and grounds. Rather large sheep which i assume will be flowering soon! As it was Mothering Sunday we expected the place to be busy. And it was. Our table wasn't ready so we had a drink...

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Reviewed 4 weeks ago via mobile

This place is in the middle of nowhere and probably for good reason, looks like somewhere swingers would go! Unusual decor which I love but could maybe do with a bit of a spring clean. Top quality champagnes and superb food, pricey but it's all part of the experience. Had a lovely live jazz singer in the restaurant, was a...

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Reviewed 13 March 2017 via mobile

We stayed in the ace of spades room which was absolutely gorgeous. The bath is amazing. Even had a tv in the bathroom. Loved the ferro rochers and ear rings which were left in the room for us. The food in the restaurant is absolutely gorgeous, I enjoyed BBQ ribs. We also stayed in theDom Ruinart Suite room,for New Years....

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England, United Kingdom
Reviewed 13 March 2017 via mobile

I treated my boyfriend to a night here for his birthday, we stayed in Lanson Black and it was amazing! It looked just like the photos. Was super super clean, really well thought out and we were shown how to use all the technology in the room as soon as we got there. We didn't know the rooms were outside...

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Reviewed 7 March 2017 via mobile

What an absolutely amazing place from the minute you arrive until you leave. The owner/landlord was there when we arrived and he took time out of his busy day to come and chat with us and tell us a bit about the hotels history etc and asked about us and where we are from. He then also showed us personally...

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Northamptonshire, United Kingdom
Reviewed 3 March 2017 via mobile

Booked for a special occasion, staying 2 nights. This was for my partner which required some advance help from the staff in planning. Booking was straight forward and the staff were all so helpful and supportive throughout. The lodge was lovely and is as good as seen in the website. Definitely recommend the lodge. We are in the restaurant and...

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Sevenoaks, United Kingdom
Reviewed 28 February 2017

We had the Dom Perignon room, on first impressions the place is perfect; the main house which houses the bar/restaurant is like an old english pub in style and the rooms are then set off to the side, all surrounded by countryside. Check in was easy, a friendly lady took us up to the room and went through controls for...

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  • Free Parking
  • Restaurant
  • Bar/Lounge
  • Free High Speed Internet ( WiFi )
  • Breakfast included
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  • Bar/Lounge
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  • Refrigerator in room
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  • Free Parking
  • Breakfast included

Additional Information about Who'd A Thought It

Address: Headcorn Road, Grafty Green, Maidstone ME17 2AR, England
Region: United Kingdom > England > Kent > Maidstone > Grafty Green
Price Range: €79 - €198 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
Hotel Class:4 star — Who'd A Thought It 4*
Number of rooms: 9
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“get there early to make the most of the great rooms”
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