My boyfriend and I went here as a last minute thing in august. We had a fantastic time. Playa Blanca is a great resort and the hotel was nice too. Its not 4 star however its a very enjoyable and comfortable 3 star. My boyfriend and I are quite picky too! However, we always managed to get a good meal,... More

My wife and I stayed at Calimera Monica for 2 nights, a German owned and run hotel. Firstly lets talk about the good stuff before going on to the "areas for improvement". The facilities are good and there is lots to do for kids including well organised activities and enthusiastic entertainment team. Generally the staff are very helpful and the... More

We spent our holiday here in early august 2011 our only critisium of the hotel is that a little more could be done in the way of entertainment for the english as most of it was directed at the german clientel. Apart from this we found the whole holiday perfect for us its placed in a quiet spot about 2... More

Fantastic Holiday, great food, lovely people, superb location, staff give there best at all times, would specially like to say a big thankyou to all in the animation team who were great spirited individuals & helped to make our holiday more special, to mention just a few of their names :- Kai, Chris, Flo(pay the public), Yase, Bj, Desi, Sandra,... More

Royal Monica Playa Blanca 3 dirty stars hotel. Decent food, nice staff, very low standard, with an average clean room. You have to pay for safe, internet, water to take away, a pledge for a remote control for tv etc. True beach about 30 mins walk. British rating 4+ stars :)) by www.Hotels4u.com. :)) More

I went with my friend and was really worried after the reviews but the hotel was lovely and the food was really nice and a lot of it was freshly cooked in front of holidaymakers. Yes it was most definitely a German hotel and they have strange tastes in entertainment - and i do mean strange for example 'spit the... More

The hotel grounds are situated on the black lava rocks of Lanzarote, directly on the beach that is a couple of big rocks, but if you have bathing shoes you can get in. Once in the water is so nice and salty your skin gets a soft-peeling, and you float on the water. Lots of sports activities offered: bodystyling, aerobics,... More

very unfriendlly hotel would say its a 2 star as food was cold & awful nothing to do no beach , no shops , no resturants, no nothing cant get a decent cup of coffee til bar opens at 5pm no kettle facilities in room. bedroom was dark dungeon like.its about an hours walk into resort & nearest beach.hotel full... More

we stayed for 2 weeks. In those 2 weeks the was only 6 other english people there it was mostly germans. All the literature was in german. If u cannot speak german or spanish it is no good going there. Most of the staff either speak german or spanish. the entertainment is all in german. the hotel is not air-conditioned... More